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Lampoon: Inadequate Supervillain Mr. McGueber To Offer A $120,000 Scholarship To Bosco Senior

by Augustus Rodriguez, Lampoon Editor

With the second semester coming to an end, Mr. McGueber is trying to entice St. John Bosco seniors to join his evil endeavors.

A lot of seniors are in need of a scholarship to help pay off college tuition, and because of that, Mr. McGueber has now returned from his unexpected – but much needed – hiatus to showcase his newest evil plan.

Mr.McGueber is offering one lucky senior $120,000 scholarship to help them with college expenses. The said scholarship will be called “The McGuebership.”

“I am not really concerned with helping some kid’s dream of going to college. I just need another partner in my evil schemes,” Mr. McGueber said. “Squaddle is a good asset but having only two people in this can be hard”.

Loads of seniors are questioning why he is searching for another sidekick using this method.

“[Mr. McGueber] could have just made a LinkedIn page advertising this spot,” said senior Andrew Rios. “Then again, he is not going to pay them and use their labor for his own game”.

Mr. McGueber has expressed his frustrations with the recent complaints about his scholarship.

“Why can’t I use unpaid labor without people telling me it’s illegal?” said Mr. McGueber. “I know it’s illegal; just let me be.”

Mr. McGueber was seen with other bad guys before making this scholarship, and it is rumored that said meetings did not go very well.

One of the guys Mr. McGueber was seen with, Philly Buster, is notorious for not being able to stop talking about Philadelphia. He was also seen with an infamous evil trio of clowns named “Los Globos”.

“Look, those people I was seen with are not suitable to be my second sidekick,” said Mr. McGueber. “I know they will backstab me for a cheeseburger. That’s why I trust Squaddle so much and not them”.

Many seniors are wondering how they can apply to pay off most of their tuition fees.

“It’s easy just give me your Social Security number and $10 in cash,” said Mr McGueber. “It’s a wonderful investment, guys. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity”.

As many seniors wonder if Mr McGueber will follow through on his promise of $120,000, a source closely tied to Mr. McGueber’s past reveals vital never before seen information about him.

“This isn’t the first con he will attempt or try; in fact he has been doing this since our college days,” said evil inventor, Cyrus the Virus. “Me, Pants Escobar and Mr. McGueber have been doing this stuff for years and Mr. McGueber has always been the weakest link.”

Despite being a con-artist, some students still have a bit of trust in Mr. McGueber’s new scholarship. 

“I kind of signed up as a joke, but looking at the pros, they seem to outweigh the cons,” said senior Emmanuel Garcia. “I have a chance to turn heel and probably get paid. I couldn’t work it out being good so maybe being evil will help me.”

Students also wonder how Mr. McGueber got that type of money, especially when he blew all of that Netflix money from his fight with Mike Tyson on European Hot Pockets and international phone calls.

Even if you can avoid the cons of unpaid labor and possible jail time for Mr. McGueber’s petty crimes, the scholarship is still not a good idea.

The way Mr. McGueber lays out how to apply is to meet him at his lair between his office hour time slot. The problem is the office hours are unknown to everyone and his lair is still untraceable.

Mr. McGueber still thinks seniors can find his secret lair even after all this time.

“You guys are seniors. You should know this whole school like the back of your hand,” said Mr. McGueber.

Surprisingly many students signed up for the scholarship despite not knowing where his lair is.

“I messaged him to meet up for the offer, and when I asked for directions for his lair, he gave me a cut out maze from a cereal box,” said senior Roman Galindo.

Perhaps this is the ultimate test to see who will earn Mr. McGueber’s cash prize. We’ll see if any Bosco seniors can locate his lair and hold him to his promises.

A+E: Book Review Of “You Like It Darker” by Stephen King

by Augustus Rodriguez, Lampoon Editor

Stephen King’s newest book combines all types of horror with many short stories.

Stephen King is a famous horror author with him writing classic horror novels like Carrie, The Shining and IT

Now Stephen King’s newest book, You Like It Darker, has left readers with horrors they haven’t read before in a Stephen King story. 

The newest book is a treat to Stephen King fans, as all of these short stories come from scrapped ideas from throughout his whole career. 

The story consists of twelve unique short stories: “Two Talented Bastids,” “The Fifth Step,” “Willie the Weirdo,” “Danny Coughlin’s Bad Dream,” “Finn,” “On Slide Inn Road,” “Red Screen,” “The Turbulence Expert,” “Laurie,” “Rattlesnakes,” “The Dreamers,” and “The Answer Man.”

He did not just pick up these scrapped ideas; rather, he reshaped them into their own standalone stories. 

These scrapped stories include a sequel of Cujo, one of his previous novels, various scrapped characters, a different ending to one of his works titled Salem’s Lot and even ideas for previous known books that didn’t make it to the final products. 

It’s also very impressive that Stephen King has different types of horror for each story. This allows the stories to be able to stand on their own two feet. If a short story doesn’t suit your liking or isn’t your type of horror, then Stephen King will offer you something new in the next story. 

Although Stephen King is known for psychological horror, he seems to experiment with new types of horror. These range from Gothic fiction, religious horror, folk tale horror and even experiments with “Lovecraftian” horror. 

Each one of these stories has its own thrills and joys when reading it. They almost mimic Stephen King’s old works, which shows that he still has the momentum to write as he did so many years ago.

These new stories bring in a sort of fresh air into the horror genre, as most horror stories today struggle with personal narratives when it comes to their characters. 

With this book, the characters of every short story are easy to remember, and it is easy to see what the characters are going through and their struggles. 

The ideas of the stories come from different parts of King’s career as a writer. The unpublished stories can range from the early 1970s – before King got his big break – to all the way in the 2000s.

It’s really easy to know which stories come from each time period. The short stories have a great way of telling what the tropes are.

Many of these stories deal with content that Stephen King never really touched upon—hence why they became scrapped ideas.

His mastery of storytelling and character development makes these short stories feel like full-fledged novels, not unlike those that he usually puts out. 

His mastery in the horror genre is impressive, as he almost has dipped his toes in every type of horror and has made it feel like he usually writes in these new styles. Instead of writing about how scary the dark is, he usually writes about what’s inside the darkness and why you should fear it. 

It’s a bit similar to another book that is related to Stephen King. In the 1990s, writer Stephen J. Spignesi compiled The Lost Works of Stephen King, which showcases all of Stephen King’s unpublished works. 

The only difference between the two books is that You Like It Darker sticks to a theme really well, while the latter is just a bunch of Stephen King stories bunched together. 

The only major con of this book is pretty straight forward: some of the stories are really a testament of their bygone time. They would have really been instant classics if Stephen King were to release them during the era that they were written in. 

The stories are well written, but as the popularity of elevated horror and psychological horror rises in the genre, these scrapped stories really show their age. 

Another potential issue is how abrupt some of the stories end, and how they move on to the next story. Certain stories in You Like It Darker, however, have wonderful and clear cut endings like “Rattlesnakes” and “Two Talented Bastids.” 

It felt like Stephen King prioritized some stories to give his full attention, instead of giving that same full attention to all of the stories. The stories are wonderful to read, but some of them would have been better if they had gotten a bit more love to them and some more pages to read. 

Even with these issues, the book still has its moments and is a genuinely great read. It’s also very beginner friendly for those who want to get into the horror genre but don’t know where to start. 

If you want to have a good scare or read some never-before-seen Stephen King book ideas, You Like It Darker is a good pick to read. You can pick up You Like it Darker at your nearest bookstore.

Life of a Brave: Attention Spans In The Age Of Technology And How To Develop ‘Grit’

by Cuahutemoc Solorzano

In this world of modern technology and constant distractions, it’s difficult to focus on a single task, but there are ways to create a healthy attention span.

Photo by Dominic Wojtecki, Photo Editor

Attention span, or “grit” as it is sometimes referred, is the amount of time a person can spend focusing on a task without becoming distracted. Grit is a vital ability for an individual to manage responsibilities and achieve goals.

Within the past two decades, attention spans have started shrinking – drastically. 

Mr. Ruben Solorza, St. John Bosco’s AP Psychology teacher, notes that modern phones and media have contributed greatly to the ever-shrinking attention spans within individuals. In particular, younger individuals and students are most affected by technology. 

“There has been a very rapid [decrease] of focus [in students]. It ties back to them wanting to be with their phone. They want to look at their phone; they want to go on Instagram,” Mr. Solorza said. “Basically, everything [else] is seen as a barrier to get to the phone.”

Media has a profound impact on the attention span of the modern individual because it – the phone – provides whatever the individual desires, according to Mr. Solorza. If the user doesn’t enjoy what they’re viewing, then they have the option to find something else to stimulate them.

Individuals are provided with unlimited choices, thus they ‘click’ away from anything not stimulating. The ability to fix a short attention span does exist, though it requires discipline and care. 

Mr. Solorza said that short attention spans can be fixed by learning how to be bored and separated from technology. Individuals must learn to discipline themselves instead of letting others discipline them.

Being bored whilst doing something strengthens an individual’s grit because they’re still paying attention to a task despite not being stimulated.

Individuals should care about fixing their attention span, subsequently developing grit, for their academic future. Grit is extremely important for students headed toward college due to their sudden gain of independence. 

“When you have a lecture in college, you have to be able to sit for longer than ten minutes without getting up or going to do something,” Mr. Brian Miller, a science instructor at Bosco, said. 

Bosco’s teachers have implemented ways to work around the phone – by imitating it. Like smart phones themselves, teachers have begun to provide more choices to students. Mr. Miller provides videos as well as different types of projects and assignments so that he can cater to different learning styles. 

The vast majority of younger individuals were born with technology readily accessible, which ultimately cultivates their addiction to the phone and reduces their grit.

But a different approach of introducing technology to children may change their desire to use a phone.

In Hungary, they teach their children how to appropriately drink alcohol. This eliminates a large desire to drink alcohol because it stops becoming a taboo and, rather, becomes the norm to manage it or not drink at all, according to Mr. Miller. This same practice could be implemented for technology – particularly with phones.

Moderation is key for a stable life.

Not all individuals born in the age of technology are addicted, and some have healthy attention spans. Many students at Bosco are able to focus for long periods of time whilst ignoring distractions. 

Bosco junior William Pearce, a member of the school’s Executive Board, is able to study for hours on end because he knows how his phone will affect him if he uses it.

“If I’m studying for a really big test and I studied for like two hours straight, I know that if I go on my phone I’m going to be on it for way too long. So I’ll pick up my guitar and I’ll play a song,” William said. “Sometimes, I’ll open up my [DJ] deck and I’ll mix for 15 minutes, and then [when] I get bored or when I mess up, [I’ll] go back to my work.”

Maintaining a certain level of grit is difficult for any individual with a phone, but it ultimately comes down to what an individual values. If they value their academics, then they’ll prioritize learning and studying, subsequently learning grit. 

“I think if you’ve grown up valuing school, then it’s a lot easier. My whole family has been centered around school.
I’m the youngest of four, so I’ve seen [my siblings] academically successful. I [can] see why they value it so much and why they’re where they are now,” William said. “ So now I’m the one that’s like, ‘Okay, I have to value it as much as they did to get where they are.’”

Other ways to maintain a level of focus are to gradually decrease the amount of time between studying and breaks. 

“I think something that would help a lot is offering ‘brain-breaks’ so that students would have the opportunity to relax for a minute and regain their focus,” said Isabelle Prata, a senior at St. Joseph’s High School.

Isabelle, or Izzy, has to maintain a level of grit to manage being a part of a variety of extracurriculars: Drama Club, Vitality League (a club that helps organize SJ’s school-wide blood drives) and an active participant in theater. 

Another method she and many other students enjoy is listening to music while working.

“I’ve noticed that playing music with noise cancelling headphones has helped me a lot when it comes to staying focused on my work,” said Izzy. “Any music that I like works for me. I just put on one of my playlists and get to work. It lets me tune out auditory distractions while still having some sort of auditive stimulation so I’m not working in complete silence.”

A decrease in attention span has become apparent in this fast-paced media centered world. It’s impractical to not have a phone, but with it comes unlimited interruptions.

“A lot of time I notice people starting to talk in class or pick up their phones when lectures get lengthy, and I am no exception to this,” Izzy said. “I just noticed that I start getting distracted and all of a sudden I’m twelve TikToks deep on my phone.”

Maintaining grit isn’t easily attainable in this era of distractions but is feasible, as shown by these students. If you’re struggling with focus try to create some distance from the phone, study in intervals or find an environment that isn’t distracting.

Life of a Brave: Bosco Seniors Entering Time of Bitter Sweetness, Nostalgic For The Past And Excited For The Future

by Augustus Rodriguez, Lampoon Editor

As the second semester rolls on, many seniors start to feel the weight that comes with moving on to the next part of their lives and leaving St. John Bosco High School behind.

Photo by Megan Nash, Director of Marketing and Communications

Many seniors of St. John Bosco are starting to realize that their graduation is a lot closer than ever before. This makes them a bit worried about what lies ahead of them in the future. For a lot of seniors, their next stop is towards college.

Most of the seniors will have to say goodbye to their friends at Bosco and, in some cases, even their parents as they go and explore this new part of their lives. This feeling of moving to their next step in life in only a couple of months makes students feel a bit of anxiety and unsure that they are ready.

“I made so many memories and friends here at Bosco and I have to say goodbye to that in a couple of months,” said senior Elijah Sanchez. “I know saying goodbye is hard, but knowing that I only have a few months until I graduate hits me hard.”

To some seniors, St. John Bosco not only gave these boys a feeling of belonging, but it helped them mature into men ready for anything. 

“I was a bit shy back then when I first came into [St. John Bosco] and I felt like it would be hard to fit in,” said senior Jose Cruz. “Once I found my footing in the marching band, I saw how connected the community is.”

The added pressure many seniors experience has affected them emotionally and mentally.

“Moving on to my next stage of life has been very hard on me, as I have been doing my best to keep all my good grades at the expense of my sleep schedule,” said senior Iveangiel Ysita. “The Bosco brotherhood is real, and it shows how much I will miss my friends when I go to college and have less time to hang out with them.”

Some seniors feel like time is moving too fast for them and they feel rushed into being adults.

“I feel like I am rushed into being an adult, which is why I am trying to hold on to my final years of being a kid before I have to deal with the responsibilities of the real world,” said senior Kevin Rodriguez. 

Some seniors are glad to move into their new chapter of life, but still feel like they are being rushed. The seniors feel like they can’t enjoy the present because of the pressure to look into the future.

“I feel a bit overwhelmed about it, just knowing [that] I’m going into a new chapter of my life and reflecting on how fast time has gone and mentally preparing myself for college,” said senior Nelson Macedonio. 

Seniors like Nelson feel ready to go into college, and despite wanting to still want to hold onto their childhood, they know that their family, friends and God will be by their side during this new part of their life.

Even with all these pressures of facing adult life in only a few months, some seniors feel ready and eager to go to college.

“I feel like these last two years of high school have changed me into being more mature,” said senior Noah Jeffery Wayner. “I feel eager and ready for the responsibilities of being an adult.”

Seniors realize they will face the reality that their time here at Bosco is coming to an end. With this sudden realization, certain seniors reflect on what they accomplished during their four years at Bosco. They realize the good times of being at high school and having fun with their friends will come to an end.

“When I was an incoming freshman, I thought high school was going to be the toughest years of my life,” said senior Evan Urbina. “Bosco and its brotherhood, with not only my classmates but my teachers, certainly made my high school experience a bit easier.”

There have been struggles that seniors have also looked back on to see how they improved. Something like struggling with organizational skills when they were a sophomore to now being able to organize efficiently now that they are a senior. Many seniors have also been able to build lasting bonds with their fellow seniors, underclassmen and even teachers.

The seniors themselves didn’t believe that this Bosco brotherhood would be so strong back then, and it helped them form lifelong friendships without even knowing it. For some seniors, Bosco changed them for the better and helped them get closer to God.

“I transferred into Bosco my junior year, coming from a public school. Bosco really changed me for the better,” said Nelson Macedonio. “In a positive way, it brought me closer to God and shaped me into being a better person overall.”

Even with all of this excitement there is some lingering anxiety that comes with graduation. This somewhat causes a domino effect into a student underperforming in their classes because of the stress and pressure of graduating.

Senioritis is pretty common for students, as they feel like their quarter two senior grades don’t matter to colleges. For certain seniors, they will be the first generation to graduate high school and make it to college, which adds on the pressure for them.

Despite all of the fear and anxiety that comes from moving from high school to their college, loads of seniors cannot wait to walk across the stage and accept their well-earned diploma.

A+E: Snow White, The Poison Apple of the Box Office

by Nicholas Valenzuela

Snow White bombs the box office with a pitiful 87.3 million dollar global launch. Where did it go wrong?

Photo by Screen Rant

Over the past couple of years, Disney has heavily led into live action remakes, with many movies being recreated including The Little Mermaid, Dumbo and Aladdin, with the newest live action movie being Snow White.

Snow White has been plagued with controversy for as long as it was announced, and most of the controversy stems from the princess herself, or the actor who plays her, Rachel Zegler.

Zegler made several comments talking poorly of the original story, saying that the story is a love story of a man who “stalks” her and calling it dated. She said that they changed the story, and Snow White won’t care about true love. She will be dreaming of becoming the leader she knows she can be.

On top of that, the seven dwarfs did not have any dwarves casted, and instead had people from many different races casted as them. After comments from actor Peter Dinklage, Disney changed the dwarves to be CGI in the “live action” Snow White. It left many people angry, feeling like many dwarves had been robbed of the most recognizable role. 

Rachel Zegler also commented on the Israel-Palestine conflict in support of Palestine, despite her co-star, Gal Gadot being from Israel and previously serving in the Israeli army. This caused so much controversy that Disney had to hire extra protection for Gal Gadot.

Something that definitely had an effect on the box office bomb of Snow White was the 2024 presidential race. When the results came out that President Donald Trump had won the election, Rachel Zegler took to social media to post on Instagram Stories, saying 

“i echo ethel cain’s statement more than anything. may trump supporters and trump voters and trump himself never know peace,” said Zegler on an Instagram post.

This decision proved tone deaf, alienating a portion of the film’s potential audience. Now, despite the major controversy, I went to see the movie on March 20th, a screening at my local theater that happened a day before the movie was released. How was the actual movie, and is it worth the time and money to see it?

When I went with my sister and mother, we decided to go and try to get the tickets at the door, something that my older sister thought would be difficult, because Disney movies typically have a large amount of people going to see the movie, and on top of that, we arrived around five minutes late, so we missed some of the previews, which was sad because honestly that would’ve been the best part of this movie experience.

When we got there, we realized how lucky we were to have any pick of seats in the whole theater because it was completely empty! We went in and another family sat next to us despite having the whole theater free.

One part I have to say, Rachel Zegler does not fit Snow White’s character. Snow White’s character in the original Disney story was very soft and demure, and Rachel Zegler’s voice is very powerful and loud. She objectively has a good voice, but it didn’t seem to fit the character.

The story starts off with Snow White as a child, given the name Snow White for surviving a blizzard. This is not a huge change that really matters, but one change that does matter is the exclusion of the prince. The prince does not exist in the remake. He is replaced by a revolutionary that goes by the name Jonathan, and Snow White meets him when he is stealing from the Evil Queen. 

Speaking of the Evil Queen, Gal Gadot’s acting as the evil queen was absolutely pitiful. Her acting came off as very blank, like she did not want to be there. Her singing felt off in this movie as well, as it just did not feel like there was any force or passion behind her singing. It felt very artificial.

The dwarves were actually one of the better parts of the movie, despite the fact that the CGI was not that good.

Speaking about CGI, the animals in the movie also appear to have the same problems that the dwarves have. They don’t show up as often. The original movie had the animals as a big part of the movie, giving them a ton of personality, but in the remake, they felt very shooed in, like they were just there because they were in the original and not like they were given any love or importance to the story.

One of the biggest differences between the original and the remake was the death scene of the Evil Queen. In the remake, Snow White decides to take on the queen herself after being revived from a true love’s kiss. She eventually runs the tide by convincing the soldiers to turn on the queen by simply remembering their names to change their loyalty.

The Evil Queen runs to the castle and smashes the Magic Mirror, which in return kills the Evil Queen. Although it is never explained how, she just vanishes into dust sucked in by the mirror.

In the original, the Evil Queen falls off a cliff after the rock is struck by lightning, but before that, the dwarves chased her with their pickaxes. If it wasn’t for the lightning being struck on the rock, the dwarves would have for sure killed her. In the remake, the death feels very artificial and not integral to the story. While in the original, it’s one of the most iconic scenes.

In the end, the movie was changed a lot and not for the better, which is clear by the box office performance. It felt like the movie was changed for the sake of changing it, and frankly, Disney might’ve had more success releasing a remastered version of the original 1930s cartoon. Save your money, and if you really want to see how bad it is for yourself, wait a month for it to be out on Disney+.

Sports: Baseball Plays First Game On Newly Renovated Field With Makeover Still Underway

by Nels Nelsen

Renovation and construction on the St. John Bosco baseball field are underway and near completion, as Bosco Baseball hosted their first official home game this season.

Photo by Nels Nelsen

The baseball field construction project began back in June 2024 on the Monday after the CIF State playoffs with the turf field being worked on first. By the first week of November 2024, the turf field was finished and the baseball team was able to practice on the new field for the first time.

Bosco’s Athletic Director, Vince Brown, has only been at Bosco for two years, but has been an athletic director for 23 years having prior experience at Orange Lutheran High School.

“The first phase was doing the field.” said Mr. Brown “The second phase is doing the dugouts and bullpens, and then hopefully – this summer – we will put in a new scoreboard.”

With a lot of work still to be done, rescheduling was necessary for the first six weeks of the season. The first official home opener was intended to be set for February 18th, but was pushed back to April 1st. Fortunately, the field was ready in time for the home opener against Trinity League opponent Orange Lutheran. 

This game was a great way to break in the new field, as the Braves made a statement with a thrilling 2-1 comeback and walk-off win. 

Not only is the field being rebuilt, but there will be the addition of new dugouts, a brand new team clubhouse, training areas and brand new fencing. The goal of the renovation is to make a transition from an older look to one of the most top-notch high school facilities in California. 

Having the new facilities will not only bring in more student-athletes, but also help families make decisions on where to send their children. New facilities, in general, also uphold the prestige and reputation of any institution like St. John Bosco.

Current players from the baseball team seem to be hopeful and excited about the construction project as well.

“Being a pitcher [I am] most excited about getting our dugouts done and our new bullpens going in. I think [it will] be really helpful in our development,” senior Trevor Heishman said.

Trevor believes the development of the baseball program will be improved because there will be a better space to enhance the training experience for the players especially.

Once the construction project is done, the baseball facilities on campus will be better than many others. They could potentially be better than some of the local college facilities, according to Trevor.

“I believe [we have] had some success in the past, but with the new buildings going up, I think that we will have more consistent success,” said Trevor.

Overall, the construction project has received nothing but praise, and it looks like the project will offer the best baseball experience for our Braves once it is finished.

News/Op-Ed: The History Behind Israeli and Palestinian Conflict

by Josue Sanchez, co-Editor-in-Chief

The recent ceasefire in the regionas well as its collapsehas been a result of tensions simmering for several decades. How did these tensions begin, and how have they changed over time?

Edited photo. Original by Mohammed Salem at Reuters

The escalation in the Israel-Palestine conflict that began in October 2023 has been a significant affair in the realm of recent global events. Since October 7th of that year – when Hamas, the main Palestinian nationalist group operating in the Gaza Strip, sent a barrage of attacks against Israel – about 72,000 people have been reported missing or dead due to the conflict, with the vast majority on the Palestinian side.

Most recently, on January 19th, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu agreed to a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, mediated by the nations of Qatar, Egypt and the United States.

This ceasefire lasted approximately two months before, on March 18th, Israel resumed ground and air campaigns against the military forces in the Gaza Strip, escalating the conflict further.

This recent situation—as well as the broader conflict—can be understood best by diving into the history of the region, and how these conflicts have evolved over time.

The conflict over the region begins with culture—the nation of Israel is a predominantly Jewish state, which has claimed the region as its own for several decades, citing its historic links to the land under Jewish belief.

For centuries before that, however, there had been a large Arab majority in the area. This region had been mainly Arab, even through its occupation by the Ottoman Empire in the early twentieth century. By 1915, both populations had some representation in the area.

The situation escalated, however, upon the arrival of the First World War in Europe and the Levant. The Ottoman Empire now found itself as an enemy of the Entente powers, including the United Kingdom. As such, the territory was occupied by the UK. In order to gain support during the war, the UK decided to issue the Balfour Declaration in 1917, which guaranteed the creation of a Jewish state in what was then known as Palestine.

This began tensions amongst the people who already lived there; however, the UK still promised that there would be an appropriate solution for both peoples.

After the end of the war, the territory was consolidated into the British Mandate for Palestine—the territory would be run by the United Kingdom, whilst adding parts of the Balfour Declaration.

Nearly 30 years after the Balfour Declaration, after the end of the Second World War, the status of the region was reorganized once more. Following the atrocities carried out by the Nazi German government against European Jews, many Jewish refugees had since migrated to Mandatory Palestine, leading to the resurgence of a Zionist movement—one advocating for the creation of an actual nation-state for the Jewish population.

In 1947, the United Nations (UN) drafted a plan to divide the nation. The plan would create both Jewish and Arab states, each having approximately half the land in the region. By 1948, the State of Israel was established, and conflict immediately began with the Arab-Israeli War that year.

By 1949, the newly founded state was able to control and defend its claimed territory.

From that point, the two peoples became pawns in the Cold War that emerged after 1945 between the United States and the Soviet Union. Specifically, the Six Day War in 1967 allowed the US-backed State of Israel to expand its territory, and the later Yom Kippur War put it in conflict with other neighboring Soviet-backed Arab states.

Throughout this time, the state also occupied formerly Arab (now Palestinian) territories. The two main tracts of land, the Gaza Strip in the west and the West Bank in the east, have been surrounded by the State of Israel.

The nation was also allegedly encroaching on Palestinian land within these tracts, which would be illegal under the 1947 decision by the UN.

During all of these conflicts, the Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO) was founded, seeking to achieve the creation of a Palestinian state in the region. It used both diplomatic and military plans in order to achieve this goal. Hamas was also formed in the 1980s, as another military organization with a similar goal.

Conflict reached a high point in 1987, when a popular uprising sprung up against Israel, specifically in Palestinian territories. This happened after the increased occupation of Palestinian territories by Israeli forces and lasted six years. Organizations like Hamas, as well as various smaller groups, were heavily involved in the conflict, which was called the First Intifada (coming from Arabic “انتفاضة,” meaning “uprising.”)

The situation changed during the 1990s. Three years into the decade, the Oslo Accords were agreed upon, establishing a process of peace between the two sides and ending the First Intifada.

The Accords also agreed upon the creation of the Palestinian Authority, a government body that would control Palestinian territories for five years, after which official discussions would once again be held to decide the situation.

However, the Accords did not result in any long-lasting peace between the two sides, and the troubles continued. In 2000, the Second Intifada began, once again worsening tensions between both sides. The Intifada would continue on for five years before peace was made between Israel and the Palestinian factions.

By 2007, Hamas would occupy the entirety of the Gaza Strip, wresting it from the Palestinian Authority which managed the West Bank.

The situation has remained tumultuous since then, with numerous peace deals proposed, yet never enacted. It is inaccurate to say that the conflict has a simple solution, and it is likely that we will see the impact of these recent escalations, as well as the larger conflict, for years to come.